Armani,
Which art in Hermes,
Hallowed be thy Gucci,
Thy Cartier watch,
Thy Prada bag,
On Rodeo,
As it is in Tiffany’s
Give us this day, our Visa Black Card
And forgive us for overdraft,
As we forgive those who decline our MasterCard,
Lead us NOT into JC Penney,
And deliver us from Sears,
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier and the Versace…
For Dolce and Gabbana…

AMEX…