I want to personally apologize to Ben Higgins for what I saw on The Bachelor last night. I am horrified to be a girl right about now. I wore out my Botox last night cringing time after time as I watched grown women embarrass themselves (and the entire female population) on national TV.
Ben…please accept my apologies on behalf of Lace, Joelle, Meagan, Mandi, Leah, Laura and Shushanna. But mostly just for Lace.
Top 7 WORST The Bachelor Moments from the Season opener
Joelle – did you really wear a unicorn head as you exited the limo…did you? Did you really?!?! Methinks that idea was so much better executed as you practiced it in front of the mirror. #MyNightmare
Meagan/Huey the horse…I just really wanted him to poop inside the mansion and have Lace step in it. That’s all I have to say about that.
Mandi – the only thing worse than your GINORMOUS rose hat, was the fact that you gave Ben an oral exam on the patio. Did he give you a rose for free dental care? #Whack-a-dental-doodle
Shushanna – do you speak English? Seriously…do you? You got a rose and didn’t speak a lick of our language AND you might be a Russian spy. The English-speaking contestants that left sans rose should be put on suicide watch.
Leah – How much editing did they need to do to exclude the shots when you flashed your cooter? Seriously #awkward
Laura – Andrea Lavinthal’s (PEOPLE Style & Beauty Director) tweet says it best:
Lace – Oh Lace. You are the sole reason men think women boil bunnies on the stove. Honey, he didn’t make eye contact with you because he was fearful you would turn him to stone #50ShadesofCray
Also – can someone please send her some self tanner…I found that back tanline incredibly distracting #WardrobeMalfunction
The Bachelor is an American reality television dating game show which debuted on March 25, 2002, on ABC. The show is hosted by Chris Harrison. The show’s success has resulted in several spin-offs including The Bachelorette,Bachelor Pad, and Bachelor in Paradise.
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