5 Father’s Day Genius Goofball Gift Ideas that Will Make Dad Giggle
It is June 1st – Father’s Day in on June 15th. That gives us all two weeks to find the perfect pressie for pops.
I have been on creative-brain-overload trying to find a gift for my Greek goofball – one that would beat my present from last year (Farts Around the World book with sound effects).
How does one top this type of flatulence fabulosity? My dad laughed so hard, I thought it might be his last Father’s Day with us. Fortunately for us all – my gift did not bring on cardiac arrest or a gas leak. I thought it only fair to share my top 5 picks for this years gut-busting gifts.
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1. THEFT DETERRENT MOLDY SANDWICH BAGS
Is Dad tired of having your food stolen by sticky-fingered co-workers? Well if so worry no more! Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags are (you guessed it) sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, will keep even the stickiest fingers off “YOUR SANDWICH”. Dad’s your freshly prepared lunch will look spoiled. Protect his lunch with our anti-theft sandwich bags!
20 food safe, fake mold imprinted, zipper style sandwich bags. SRP: $4.99
2. WHITE CASTLE BURGER SCENTED CANDLE
White Castle is a part of Americana history and there will always be a soft spot in our heart for that wonderful wafting smell of onion and beef aromas when you walk in the door. Now dad can enjoy (sans calories and fat) that unique smell of White Castle all of the time with a 4 oz. White Castle Slider Scented Candle. The candle comes in a rectangular ceramic holder that resembles the cardboard box of the White Castle Slider sandwiches. SRP: $5.99
3. CHEWBACCA BATHROBE
Now Star Wars obsessed dads can step out of the shower and into a galaxy, far far away in a Chewbacca Bathrobe to keep him warm and dry. Wear it around the house all day… maybe even to work. The inner wookiee always wins. Be double-cute and get the matching YODA ROBE for yourself. One size fits most adults. 100% cotton. SRP: $75.99
4. SHURIKEN NINJA COAT HOOK
Appease his wanna-be-a-ninja-soul with a little Shuriken throwing star decorating. This Ninja Coat Hook will transform dad’s man-cave into a scene of a Shanghai back-street standoff. The Ninja Coat Hook has one corner cleverly engineered into a screw, which allows you to fix the coat hook securely to your wall or door all while making it look like it has been hurled from the hands of a deadly Ninjitsu assassin. Add some cutting edge deadly design to his dad-den! Measures 4 inches long x 4 inches wide. One hook SRP: $11.99
5. THE MAN CAVE DOORMAT
Speaking of his Man Cave – get him a welcome/warning mat for dad’s dan. “Flatulence and Belching Encouraged. No Women Permitted (unless they have food).” We imagine most women would gladly pass on the testosterone and fart filled room full of grunting and broken tortilla chips. Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Easy to clean. Measures 18 inches long x 27 inches wide. SRP: $16.99
HAPPY DAD’S DAY!