Social Media Etiquette

I have tried to be kind about my social media gripes...sweetly keying "Social Media Etiquette Offenders (SMEO)" to cut-the-crap - in a very gentle and loving manner. I have made excuses for you...perhaps you didn't know better..."Social Media - isn't that a cookie?" (Note from CC: no, that is Social Tea and furthermore it is a biscuit)..."Can I follow your twats?" (Note from CC: umm...no, you cannot and I am offended)..."Can we be friends on 'FaceSpace'?" (Note from CC: there are no notes I can make without being cruel). And for those of you who actually find nothing off about the above mentioned quotes, my top 8 does not apply to you (though I do recommend investing in Social Media For Dummies..."FaceSpace" does not exist and I don't want you anywhere near my "twats").